Today was DADDY day with Dailey!! After two weeks of flying solo, the mommy decided that it was time to take a well deserved massage in town. After giving directions, filling a bottle, and good bye mommy kisses...Dad and Dailey were on their own and I needed to do the dishes...How does that happen? Peter just took off!! Great...she just exploded--And then again!! Ok so I change the diaper...Ewwww...Is that mustard? Why are you crying? lets play a fun game called "load the washer while you watch!" Its a fun game!! Is that regurgitated coagulated milk on your chin? So time to play some cards...What are you crying about? You are the dealer and you keep winning!!! Good deal...now time too eat!! Mom called and you ate 4oz in less than 5 min!! Whats that smell? Just dogs...cant tell the difference...Mommy where are you? You like watching "Prison Break"...It has taken me 2 hours to watch it, but your still cool in my book. Seriously when do you sleep? Is it nap time? I need to mow the lawn...Dailey can you hold the bag? YES!!! Projectile vomit!!! New shirt time for you an me. Seriously...its been two hours where is the mommy? Dailey...You are so precious--The only one (other than your mommy)that can make me smile--Even when you puke on me and cheat at cards. I called for help--My agents are looking for an escape plan and a babysitter--I...don't...know...how ....much.....long..g...er....i c..an't......... lassssss.....t--SEND MILK!!
PS~ Mom here, Upon my return everyone seems to be coated in drool but otherwise unscathed and happy. Oh and Patrick would really like it if you would leave him a comment.
so now you are a real veteran...
ReplyDeletesomeday you will look back at these days and think life was so easy when all you had to figure out is if she wanted a diaper change or a bottle...
Okay, when I saw this sweet winsome look on Dailey's face today, it SURE looked (to me) like her mom's sad puppy-dog eyes... doesn't it make you feel like we should give her heart's desire? Be it a royal flush (in either cards or diapers), Dad, she is going to win you over! Love, Pops
ReplyDeletei love when dad's post! keep it up patrick. wanna come over and play house with 4 girls?? =0) or better yet, bring daileyanne and you can have 5 and me and claire can go have a pedicure! =0)
ReplyDeleteYay! You both survived! Before you know it you will be like, "Gosh, has two hours passed already!"
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